To the people in the SUV who made fun of me while I was riding my bike the other day:
YES I do wear a helmet. I wear a helmet because I don’t LIKE splitting my skull open all over the sidewalk. YES I’m aware that it makes me look like a dweeb and a panty-waist and all sorts of other things. But guess what!? F**K YOU!!! I don’t care! I’m sticking by my helmet. I’m sticking by it because I like it. I’m sticking by it because I’ve had the same one since I was eight. I’m sticking by it because in that time it’s one of the only things in my life that’s never failed me or disregarded my feelings or told me to essentially go fuck myself.
So helmets FTW Biznatchez!!!
Note To Self.
When talking to somebody you find attractive it is generally a bad idea to draw attention to the fact that you spend all of your time on the internet and do not in fact have what most biologists would call “a life.” Though it might not seem like it at the time, you are not actually being cute, quirky, and cultured by listing all of the television shows you watch… you’re actually just listing all of the ways that you are a loser.
Good talk. See you out there.
This movie was F*cking incredible.